Divechat Quotes

Divechat Quotes

So, we have some pretty epic quotes in the AIM Chat divechatauthorized. Here, we're gonna list the ones that just won at life. And the internet. And … um. Well, this is pretty self-explanatory.

IMPORTANT : You may add quotes from the AIM chat if you are a member of the wikipage! HOWEVER. If you do, PLEASE change the AIM usernames to the commonly used names in dive. Some of us don't appreciate having our AIM names so open. :] Please and Thank you!

The Tale of Ginji's Gay Penguin (As Told by Raz)

Taco: … XDDD Tara?
Tara: Nani?
Taco: I think I somehow made Penmon a tad bit homosexual.
Taco: Like, a closet homosexual.
Raz: ….
Raz: Gay penguins.
J: … XD
Taco: YES.
Digi: >XD
Tara: XD -blames his sister-
Koyu: … I click back…
Wolf: XD
Ashura: LOL
Koyu: FIRST THING I SEE is "Gay penguins"…
Wolf: lol
Taco: Actually, I wouldn't be surprised. XDDD
Wolf: It does kinda pop out amongst the tiny text
Taco: Muchomon probably is to blame. They hate each other's guts, lol.
Koyu: *gives Raz a badge that says "WINNER OF THE WTF AWARD!"*
Taco: XDDDD
Taco: ASCH.
Koyu: YES?
Taco: NEED REPLY.
Tara: XD Yeah.
Taco: FLUFF PLZ
Koyu: I'M TAGGING NOW.
J: ::Snickers!!::
Raz: … isn't one of them someone who evolves into Cockatorimon?
Taco: AschGinji.
Taco: NEAR. A. RIVER.
Koyu: YES!
Taco: Ginji won't tackle his boss, though. XD
Koyu: RIVERS ARE WONDERFUL. HUH NII-CHAN? >D
Raz: so… Ginji's gay penguin evolves into a giant cock?
Koyu: … Damn. XD
Koyu: …sd gfjgfsjhfsd
J: Ashton> Someone else is encroaching on the river?
GabiPOT: XD
Digi: (*DIES*)
Taco: XDDDDDDDDD
Wolf: lol
J: XD
Koyu: *IS DEAD LAUGHING*
Taco: OKAY. PENMON'S OFFICIALLY A CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL
Raz: A giant cock who makes things rock hard.
Taco: XDDDDDDD
Wolf: pfft
GabiPOT: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD
Digi: agqt dfbvaf qwefd
Digi: XD XD XD XD
Koyu: ……… *EVEN MORE DEAD NOW* XD
Raz: A giant cock who makes things rock hard just by looking at you.
Taco: XDDDDD
Raz: Therefore
Koyu: *can'tbreathe*
Raz: Ginji's gay penguin makes you gay
Taco: NIICHAN'S JUST WON THE INTERNET
Koyu: HE DID! XD
Raz: *bows*

Jade doesn't like that idea … [replicaaaaa]

Taco: [ :/ So like, if I bring in Nephry, you do realize I'm blaming it on you, right Jade? ]
Jade has left the room.

On Winning and Losing

Caryl: TACO, I WIN!
Taco: :O WHUT?
Caryl: OOC FAQ SQUAD!
Taco: OH.
Mags: heh
Taco: BUT YOU'VE LOST THE GAME. 8D
Caryl: I HATE YOU.
Taco: A COMEBACK WAS IN ORDER. <3
Herc: XD
Caryl: [SULKS IN THE CORNER]
Taco: You know I love you, Car~ <3

Sweet Sixteen

Taco: SO GAIZ
Taco: REMINDER
Taco: TARA'S BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROw
Taco: 83
Raz: \o/
Ken: Oooooh.
Shaun: O.o
Taco: AND SHE'S GONNA BE SIXTEEN
Ash: :O
Shaun: this calls for something special
Ash: SWEET SIXTEEN
Taco: YEP
Ash: CALL A STRIPPER
Ashura: …does that mean she gets to drive Car into J?
Taco: XDDDDD
Ash: I MEAN… WHAT
Shaun: LOL
Ashura: XD

Raz Plays The Doctor

Raz: http://community.livejournal.com/digital_dive/5453.html?thread=520781#t520781 - WHAT THE
Digi: baGUH?
Ran: … wut.
Ash: …
Ran: wat.
Menny: *blinkblink*
Raz: WHAT
Raz: WHAT
Ari: …-blinku-
Raz: WHAT
Sairen: HOLY FUCK!
Raz: WHAT?!
Ran: … think it broke Raz.
Sairen: HOLY CRACKERS, BATMAN!
Ash: *SLAPS RAZ*
Menny: I like this line
Menny: "-Since this incarnation's 328 feet tall, should his size be downgraded to like 8 feet?"
Raz: WHAT?! D:
Sairen: Hee
Ash: lol
Koyu: XD
Tara: XDD
Sairen: I hope he gets in.
Menny: XD
Sairen: We tried to get him into Econtra once.
Sairen: It'd be cool to see him.
GabiPOT: …
GabiPOT: BEST
GabiPOT: REACTION
Menny: how would he even use the D-comm to make posts?
GabiPOT: EVER
Sairen: VOICE POSTS!
Raz: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Sairen: Best Reaction Ever?
Menny: Godzilla: [Accidental voice post] ROOOOAAAARR RAAWRG
Taco: XDDDD FOR THE RECORD, RAZ? WE'RE ALL LAUGHING AT YOUR REACTION ON SKYPE
Ash: *SLAPS RAZ SILLY*
GabiPOT: ALL OF US
Ari: XDDDDD
Taco: WE LOVE YOU THOUGH
Koyu: XD Yup.
Ari: Raz, were you just referencing the Doctor?
Raz: NO
Ash: DON'T MAKE ME SHAKE YOU LIKE I'M A BRITISH NANNY, RAZ. :|
Raz: I'M REFERENCING WHAT?!
Raz: WHAT?!
GabiPOT: THE DOCTOR
Raz: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Ari: XDDD
Ash: … What what in the butt butt?
Taco: XDDDDD
GabiPOT: OH GOD IM IN TEARS
Taco: DITTO

When you leave Wolf and Tara in Dive Chat Alone.

Wolf: And then there were two :o
Tara: o: Yep. Just the two of us nao.
Wolf: *rolls around chat* So much space, wheeeeee
Tara: -dances- Whoooooo~! |D
Wolf: *dansen* \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/
Tara: -danseeeen~!- \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/
Wolf: \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/
Tara: \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/\o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/
Wolf: \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/
Tara: \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/
Wolf: \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/
Tara: \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/
Wolf: \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/
Tara: \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/
Wolf: \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/
(And this happens for forty-five minutes, until GabiPOT comes into Chat…)

The Curse of the Ellipses (plus bonus Divemind)

J: Awwwww… KOYU-KITTY. ::Petpetpets::
J: …
Koyu: *PURR*
J: I don't know why, but every time I start something with "Awwww", it reverts my font…
Wolf: XD
Wolf: The cute is too much for your font!
Koyu: XD Care to test that theory?
Wolf: XD
Koyu: CUTE? THERE IS NO CUTE HERE.
J: Probably. ::Pets the Koyu kitty again!::
Wolf: >:3
J: Awwww…
Koyu: …
J: Awwww
Koyu: Dude. XD
Wolf: XDD!!!!
J: … Awww with three periods.
Koyu: I think it's the Awwww…
J: Awww…
J: Yep.
Koyu: XD
Wolf: XD
Koyu: Awww…
Koyu: Not mine. »
Wolf: This is going in the chat quotes
J: It did on this end. >_>
J: XD
Wolf: Yeah, it reverted your for for me too
Koyu: XD
Koyu: Weird…
Wolf: your font*
Wolf: Awwww
Koyu: Awww
Wolf: Didn't change mine
Koyu: XD
Wolf: XD
Koyu: Do the dots?
Wolf: …Awww
Koyu: After it. XD
Wolf: Oh XD
Koyu: Awww…
Wolf: Awww…
Koyu: Yep!
Koyu: It brokededed it.
Wolf: XD
Wolf: Did the same for yours
Koyu: It's the curse of the dots! OH NOES.
Wolf: OHNOES
J: Yep, three dots. ::Sage nod::
J: CURSE YOU FOUL ELLIPSES!!!
Wolf: XD
Koyu: XD
Koyu: Does it break every word, you think? Like… If you say one word then dot?
J: Ummm…
J: Nope…
Koyu: Nope.
J: Just seems to be…
Wolf: Nope.
J: Awww…
Wolf: Awww…
Koyu: Awww…
Koyu: XD
Wolf: XD
J: DIVEMIND!

Food Night

Raz: foodnight everyone.
Caryl: For clarification: I want to make Ave a sonic screwdriver icon but I need a base
Raz: …
Raz: goodnight
Menny: night Raz?
J: … Foodnight!
Koyu: G'night.
Wolf: nini Raz XD
J:
Koyu: … FOOD!
Koyu: *stomach growls*
Caryl: FOOD NIGHT
Menny: Night
J: Sleep well, man.
Ari: NIGHT!
Ash: night
Ran: g'night~
Caryl: Oh man I am so using food night from now on
Menny: *thought he meant he was going for food and might go to bed after instead of back online*

An Impromptu Musical Number

Ash: tonight is a night of epic.
Wolf: Indeed~
Raz: And Touma tag
Digichou: Oh, totally.
Ari: Epic night.
Ari: …What kinds of epic did I miss?
Menny: lots
Raz: noooooisy niiiight
Raz: epiiiiiic niiiiiight
Raz: alllllll explodes
Digichou: lol
Wolf: XD
Raz: juuuuust quite riiiiight
Ash: THIS
Raz: kurataaaaaa's burning
Ash: … Raz IS FILKING, fliking?
Raz: and everything's briiiiight, sleeeeeeeep in gaaaaarifici peeeee-eeeeace
Raz: sleeeeeep in gaaaar-riffiiiic peeeeace
Menny: XD;;
Wolf: XD
Ash: *lol*
Ari: OH SHI-!
Ran: XD
Wolf: Surely that must go into the chat quotes?
Ari: Yes.
Raz: someone else do it >.>
Menny: it's the Kuratageddon theme song?
Wolf: XD Yes

The result of taking Ruki's Advice

Taco: Ruki: Here's what you do, Juri. Every time someone thinks you're going to get upset over something, you threaten to beat their lights out. And if they don't believe you, you make with the action and DO it.
Taco: Ruki: That'll show 'em.
Ken: Jen: … :O
Herc: Takato: :O
Taco: Ruki: -seems quite confident in this. it works for her!-
Raz: Juri: … *HITS TAKATO IN THE FACE* o.o YOU'RE RIGHT.
Car: Ryo: …Ruki, I love you as a friend, but do we really need another you running around?
Ken: Jen: O_O
Taco: Ruki: See? Worked perfectly! ^^
Taco: Ruki: -is actually proud of her BFF. YES.-
Raz: Juri: *PUNCHES RYO IN THE SPLEEN*
Gabi has entered the room.
Herc: Takato: X.X (result of being punched in the face)
Taco: Ruki: -my mission is complete-
Taco: Ruki: Way to take one for the team, guys.
Car: Ryo: [well, gets this a lot from Taichi]
Ken: Jen: …*inches away*
J: XD;;;
Taco: … -is going to put this on divechat quotes-
Herc: Do iiiiiiiiiiit. XDDD
Raz: Juri: *cracks knuckles and advances towards Jen*
Car: Ryo: RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
Herc: Takato: …SAVE YOURSELF JEN!! USE TERRIERMON AS A SHIELD!
Ken: Jen: *RUNNING*
Car: Ave: Love the running.
Raz: Juri: *CHASE*
Ken: Jen: *IS TRAINED MARTIAL ARTIST, IS FAST*
Gabi: Doctor:…wow…she really is my daughter…
Car: Ave: ^^
Gabi: car
Gabi: it will make so much more sense once you've seen the ep
Raz: Juri: *POUNCES AT*
Car: EVERYTHING makes so much more sense once I've seen the ep
Gabi: lol
J: Jen's gonna get Falcon Paunched. XD
Car: Ave: [popcorn!]
Herc: Takato: (sighs) Told him he should've used Terriermon as a shield…
Ken: …..huuuuuuh. Nanoha movie coming, apparently.
Gabi: also…when I get back? Im gonna need volunteers for evil plan of evil
Raz: Juri: *FALCON PAUNCH*
Taco: -raises hand-
Ken: Jen: *SUPER KARATE DODGE*
Raz: Juri: *FALCON KICK*
Car: Omai evil? [raises hand]
Raz: mrg. brb
Becca: What's the evil plan of evil?
Ran: I approve of evil. :o
Raz has left the room.
Ken: Jen: …OH GOD MY NADS.
Tara has entered the room.
Becca: *volunteers, as she approves of fictional evil. *
Herc: Takato: (uses D-Comm) Told you to use Terriermon as a shield!

Delicious Lolis and Innocence

Ash: *and Kariya probably chokes on his loli reading about Yashiro as a "nice lady"*
Ash: … *lolli
Ari: XDDD
Ash: TWO Ls
Ari: Adelle: =O -cuteness stolen, oh teh noes!-
Ash: OH GOD FOUR AM
Ari: Piyomon: …-goes Peacockmon and beats up Wicked Witchmon-
Car: Is she the Wicked Witchmon of the West?
Ash: only piyomon can steal adelle's innocence
Ari: …
Menny: man, don't read Peacockmon and think LOL Cyber Peacock
Raz: http://lil-fonic-hym.livejournal.com/4328.html?thread=113896#t113896
Ari: XDDDDD
Wolf: …Ash
Ash: <3
Wolf: Best. Typo. Evar
Wolf: <3333
Ash: KARIYA LIKES LICKING HIS LOLIS
Wolf: YUM YUM DELICIOUS LOLI :9
Ari: I'm laughing at that innocence line. Like, hysterically
Ash: <3
Wolf: This needs to go into Divechat Quotes
Ari: 'Cause soon as you said it, Adelle just went "buh?" and Piyomon went "UWAAAA!!!"
Car: Is that an unconvinced "hm" from Kyon, out of curiosity?
Wolf: XDDD
Ash: Then my work here is done, Ari.

Silent Night Part Deux

Car: And then there were two ;_;
J: ;_; Quiet night tonight…
Car: Siiiiiiiiiiilent niiight.
Car: Unhooooooooly niiiight.
Car: CHAAAAAAAAAAT IS CAAAAAAAAALM
Car: CAAAAAAAR'S NOT BRIIIIIIIIIIGHT
Car: ROUUUUUUND THE MOOOOOOOODHAT PAAAAAAAINTED SO WIIIIIIIIIIIIILD
J: O_o
Car: WEEEEEEERE TWO PEEEEEEEEOPLE BEWIIIIIIITCHED AND BEGUIIIIIIILED
Car: Chaaaaaaat dissoooooooolves into craaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Car: Chaaaaat dissoooolves into craaaaaack.

And Then There Was PHELPS ZORD

Raz: …
Raz: the rumors for the 09 Sentai series are out.
Raz: and apparently…
Ash: :o?
Raz: It's sports themed.
Wolf: …
Ash: …
Ash: lol, japan
Wolf: *doesn't know how to react*
Digichou: XD
Menny: PHELPSZORD GOO!
Digichou: …rofl, menmen
Wolf: XDDDDDD
Digichou: (*gives her internets*)
Wolf: ilu Menny
Menny: SWIM FOR GREAT JUSTICE
Ash: <3
Wolf: rofl <3
Menny: apparently, he got really popular really fast over in China
Raz: "I am the RED BALLRANGER!"
Raz: "…."
J: He could be the Blue Ball Ranger…
Ari: …
Ash: …
Ari: Phelps Zord.
Ari: -dies laughing-
Ash: *drives Ras into J for that*
Ari: Oh, Menny that was great.
Raz: what they need
J: :eserved it for that. XD::
Raz: is insect themed rangers on motorcycles
Wolf: XD
Raz: *SHOT*
Digichou: Oh lord
Menny: RANGERS! LET'S GO! IT'S TIME FOR OUR WEAPONS! RED BASEBALL BAT! BLUE HOCKEY STICK! BLACK SOCCER BALL OF JUSTICE! PINK CROQUET MALLET! YELLOW TENNIS RACKET!
Wolf: XDDD
Wolf: ohgod menny ilu
Raz: …. what do they put them together into?
Menny: and they shall all have cleated ranger shoes - for maximum taunting-catcalling-fan damage
Wolf: PHELPS ZOOOOOOOORD
Wolf: XDD
Menny: they shall become…. SPORTING GOODS SUPERSTOCK BLOWOUT BLASTER
Ash: …
Ari: XDDDD
Raz: … who would the villains be?
Wolf: *LAUGHING SO HARD THERE IS NO SOUND*
Menny: evil referees
Ash: A TV
Ash: AND COMPUTERS
Wolf: RABID FANS
Ash: THINGS THAT MAKE YOU INACTIVE. *shot*
Ari: -seriously dying now, laughing too hard-
Wolf: *joins Ari in dying*
Ash: RONALD MCDONALD?
Menny: fast food companies who plan to make all the children of the world obese so that they can take over once they become obese adults
Raz: …
Wolf: OHGOD
Raz: Soccer fans?
Menny: no
Digichou: XDDDD
Menny: Irish and English soccer fans.
Menny: or more accurately, soccer rioters
Digichou: They have a name for them.
Raz: think of a 6th Ranger
Ash: … hockey hooligans
Wolf: xdd
Digichou: Hooligans
Wolf: lol
Wolf: divemind?
Menny: he shall have a horse, and be Polo Ranger
Ash: XD;
Wolf: XDDD
Digichou: They'd be like, stuntguys in silver bodysuits and soccer jerseys and wacky masks, carrying wooden planks with nails on them.
Digichou: since Hooligans would be the bad guys' canon fodder baddies.
Wolf: XDDD
Digichou: The ones they send out to fight the rangers for a while but they beat them all up systematically.
Menny: they'd throw bottles of half-empty beer and popcorn as weapons
Digichou: >XD
Ash: lololol
Digichou: And flares!
Wolf: ROFL
Wolf: ilu Digichou
Digichou: :D
Wolf: <3
Menny: and then, when he becomes a good guy, he can become the Water Polo Ranger when he needs to get new powers… and his new zord is the fastest thing in the water - the PHELPSZORD
Wolf: *DED*
Ash: *so dead*
Wolf: *SO VERY. VERY DED*
Digichou: This should be in Epic chat wiki.
Digichou: Now.
Wolf: YES
J: Yes. Yes is should.
Wolf: *TO THE WIKI*
Digichou: SOMEBODY GO DO IT
Wolf: 'M GOING
Digichou: And don't forget to include the part about the canon fodder bad guys called "Hooligans".
Wolf: Yes
Wolf: I definitely won't
Menny: PHELPZORD'S SPECIAL WEAPON? IT'S LIKE A BOLO BUT WITH GOLD MEDAL DISKS INSTEAD OF ROUND WEIGHTS ON THE ENDS.
Digichou: XDDDDD
Wolf: XDDDD
Digichou: Menmen's on fire tonight
Ari: XDDD
Wolf: for seriously
Menny: USE THE OLYMPIAN BOLO, PHELPSZORD!
J: WITH THE ONE-ONE-HUNDREDTH WORLD RECORD FINISHING STRIKE?
Menny: With a SUPER SPEED RECORD SHATTERING UNDERWATER CHARGE ATTACK!
Menny: QUICKLY, JUMP IN THE WATER PHELPSZORD TO SAVE THE DAY!
Ari: JUMP IN THE WATER, PIKE! -shot-
Ash: lol
J: <strike>TO SAVE THE DAY</strike> TO SAVE PIKE!
J: XD GMTA.
Raz: what have I wrought?
Menny: okay. I think I'm done now. :3;;;
Ari: XD
Ari: Raz, you have created a monster.
J: Awesomeness, Raz. Awesomeness.

In Which Raz Obliterates Our Minds

Ash: Since Inafune has said that the virus(The one in MMX) revived Wily, does that mean that Zero has a part of his dad inside him?
Raz: Inside.
Raz: Him.
Car: Oh Time, it's just we have a lot of freshmeat. I love freshmeat!
Ken: …ew.
Raz: Inside.
Ash: deep.
Ken: *BAD MENTAL IMAGE*
Raz: deep.
Raz: inside.
Raz: of him.
Ash: ilu raz
Knux: XD
Sody: *ded*
Digichou: omg
Wolf: *DIES AND IS SO INCREDIBLY DEAD*
Digichou: Aniki you're a hoar D:

The Discussion of Adianes Ganmen

Ken: ADIANE
Wolf: Phelpzooooord
Ken: …
Wolf: …*damn, now I do it everytime I see him* >.>;
Ash: ADIANE~
Ken: ADIANE PILOTS PHELPSZORD
Gabi: AND THE PHELPZORD SWIM IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
Wolf: lolololol
Ash: XD;
Ken: Nia: ARE YOU NOT AWARE OF WHO I AM?
Wolf: YEEEEES
Wolf: I loved that line
Ken: I know~ XD;
Gabi: PHELPZORD WAS A MAN
Gabi: OR MAYBE HE WAS A SCORPION MAN
Ken: ADIANE'S MECHA HAS A TALKING CROTCH
Wolf: XD
Gabi: OR MAYBE HE WAS JUST A SCORPION
J: MY WORLD IS A CROTCH!
Ash: Adiane: … *tailsmacks Ken*
Ken: WELL IT DOES
Gabi: BUT HE WAS STILL PHELPZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD
Digi: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ash: I WANT TO HEAR ENGLISH ADIANE
Gabi: PHELPZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD
Wolf: *guitar riffs*
Ari: …=X
Gabi: SPLASHING ALL THE BEACHES
Gabi: SPLASHING ALL THE PALM TREES
Gabi: AND THE THATCHED ROOF HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS
Ash: XD;
Knux: XD;;;

Giant Woodmon breaks Ari, wtf

Raz: Hey Ari?
Raz: Giant Woodmon.
Wolf: XD;;;;;
Al: LOL
Ari: ADSfk o0ewiajiojklwioqIWEPORUJI273U49UJWC IOFWqeiehy phiqhndewo rf
Ari: ewf
Ari: djfwakoeruw83iuqriwejicxrwo734q9y83qr9yqr
Wolf: *shanghais Ari away from chat*
Al: So of the Red Vs Blue…who's the least smart?
Ari: vb vb cdb cvn
Wolf: *and the Giant Woodmon*
Mags: back
Al: Nuuuuu *Throws lasso to try and catch Ari*
Ari: er glkjgads
Ari: [shakes in a corner]
Shaun: Least Smart? Caboose
Digi: If only for the fact his idea of "help" is leveling what he's supposed to assist.
Al: we broke Ari
Digi: No
Ari: hewo dejo woi
Digi: Giant Woodmon broke her.
Jaz: Caboose just lulls you into a false sense of secuity. In reality he's a genius megalomaniac.
Digi: lol
Al: Oh…hee hee hee…woodmon
Ari: X_XX_X_X_X
Ari: [rocks back and forth] X_X you all hate me
Al: Rule 34 on Giant woodmon
Digi: I've seen it!
Al: *thwaps self
Taco: ….
Wolf: …lol
Ari: oeroadfsafjweaio
Al: Even my cabbit toy is thwapping me now*
Digi: Raping Fairymon with a giant dicktongue and everything.
Mags: …
Taco: Don't scar little sister for life! >O
Mags: …
Ari: SAFAWEJKfiaowjfiowajeawkd
DFSAKJweiojfoiwajcoor
Digi: AL STARTED IT.
Ari: DSAFAFEW
Al: and at the end nothing but tree sap covers them both
Taco: ….
Ari: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Taco: LOOKING AWAY FROM CHAT NOW KTHX
Wolf: LOLOLOLOLOL
Gabi: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD
Mags: *stays focused on TOP*
Al: *is currently being curbstomped by his puppets brb*
Wolf: *IS DED*
Gabi: OH THATS PRICELESS
Digi: Dude, that goes in epic chats right nao.
Jaz: *falls off chair*
Ari: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Wolf: YES
Al: yay I did something epic
Car: jas afk
Wolf: But I'm not doing it this time :[
Al: sadly it was to break Ari further…but well as mama would say to make an omlet
Digi: Why not? DDDDDD:
Ari: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [stabs out own eyes]
Wolf: I don't feel like it, I always put it in the wiki >.>;
Al: Quick Ari, go look at sexy Garfield Logan again, he makes it all better
Digi: Well, somebody's gotta put it in the Wiki!
Wolf: …Don't tell me I'm the only one who remembers their password :[
Digi: I remember it.
Al: I remember it
Digi: AL
Wolf: okay good then I can be lazy
Digi: You made the epic
Digi: You go do it.
Wolf: lol divemind
Ari: [rocks baaack and forth…]
Digi: MAKE IT EPIC
Wolf: DO IT
Al: I lied really…I don't know the password
Al: I barely know the wiki
Ash: … Giant Woodmon?
Wolf: lol
Ari: fqeawwma;lkejlkajrlkajs AKWFwaeoif2w
Digi: …….(*smacks Al with a two-by-four*)
Ari: …you know
Al: *earned it*
Wolf: Oh fine, where should I start it?
Ari: after all this
Gabi: GIANT WOODMON
Ari: kjlasfoi;we jaiopdas AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Digi: Fine, give me a link to the epic chat page.
Ari: WHAT THE HELL GUES?!
Ash: oh hell, I said I'd walk the dogs and it's 2 am.
Al: You know…all that tree sap would make alot of syrup for pancakes later
Gabi: D:
Digi: Don't ask me, they're the ones making it epic.
Gabi: :D
Wolf: (OOC NOTE: links this very page, lol)
Car: Back.
Digi: …This is going to be a very long epic chat quote.
Gabi: SHE FALLED OUT THEN SHE CAME BACK
Gabi: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Ash: *lol thank goodness sister's boyfriend walked them~!*
Ari: I AM GOING AWAY FROM CHAT RIGHT NOW KTHNX

Canonical Cannons

J: PROPERTY DAMAGE AHOY!
J: IE, Blitz tag.
Shaun: lol nice
Car: Ryo: [climbs on and…YUUUUUS, isn't lusting for Blitzy, HAHA, beating Seal with WORRY]
J: Sockpuppet> … You sure that's worry, and not SANITY? I can't imagine you'd survive being penetrated by a cannon.
J: Flame> … KABOOM!!!! NYAHAHAHA!
Car: XXXXD
Digi: XD
Car: So now there's a tank rolling through the halls with a Lustbunny on top.
Car: …
Car: That came out badly.
Shaun: LOL
J: … XD
Shaun: Boingy Boingy Boingy
Car: Ryo: [but…NEVER TOPS]
Menny: go go phallic symbol of manly power?
Digi: >XDDDDDDDDD
J: Blitzwing> ::Topping from the bottom. With cannons::
Car: XD
Ash: lol
Shaun: well that's hot and cold therapy for you

Seagulls

Gabi: MINE
Tara: MINE
Gabi: MINE
Tara: MINE
Taco: MINE
Gabi: MINE
Taco: MINE
Gabi: MINE
Taco: MINE
Tara: MINE
Gabi: MINE
Gabi: MINE
Taco: MINE
Tara: MINE
Gabi: MINE
Gabi: MINE
Taco: MINE
Tara: MINE
Gabi: MINE
Gabi: MINE
Taco: MINE
Tara: MINE
Gabi: MINE
Taco: MINE
Gabi: MINE
Tara: MINE
Taco: MINE
Tara: MINE
Gabi: MINE
Taco: MINE MINE MINE
Gabi: MINE
Tara: MINE MINE MINE MINE
Gabi: MIEN
Taco: MINE
Taco: MINE
Gabi: MINE MINE MIEN
Tara: MINE
Gabi: MINE MINE MINE MINE
Taco: MINE
Tara: MINE
Taco: MINE
Taco: MINE
Gabi: MINE
Tara: MINE
Gabi: MINE
Tara: MINE
Gabi: MINE
Taco: MINE
Gabi: MINE
Taco: MINE
Tara: MINE
Gabi: MINE MINE MIEN
Taco: MINE
Tara: MINE MINE MINE
Taco: MINE MINE
Gabi: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
Digi: …Dude, this goes in epic chats.
Digi: XD
Raz: o_o;

I don't know how it got here!

Raz: *puts his Taco-pii and Mags in the day care together*
Taco: …. XD
Mags: XD
Shaun: LOL
Mags: -snuggles Taco-
Raz: MAKE BABIES
Taco: -snuggles Mags- <3
Ari: …um.
Mags: …
Taco: HAY. NOT NOW.
Taco: WE'RE TOO BUSY SNUGGLING.
Mags: Yes
Ari: So THIS is why the stopped letting you visit your Pokemon in the Day Care..
Mags: -nuzzles-
Taco: XD
Taco: -snugglenuzzle- <3
Mags: <3
Shaun: Well lets see. Taco's A ability is Flail Cutely and Mags B ability is Taco Pacifying. Considering the egg group, you could come up with at least one of those in the hatched Magako.
Taco: ….
Mags: …
Taco: -blank stare-
Mags: -headtilt-
Taco: …. -looks to Mags- Are we shipped so rabidly that they're making brainbreakers for us now?
Ari: Yes.
Mags: I think so. O-O
Mags: @_@
Taco: …. good thing I'm too motherly for my age.
Shaun: fear our evil Poke-mun breeding program
Taco: XDDD Okay, this is going on chat quotes. XD
Mags: -snuggles- Too bad I'm not fatherly. Like, at all
Taco: Awww~
Raz: *gets an egg* Daycare Runner: Your pokemon had an egg! We don't know how it got there!
Raz: wow.
Raz: they really do pop out of nowhere.

Iz That Sum Gattai?

Ken: *cannot WAIT until Gurren Lagann makes it into SRW one day* @@;
Raz: You know what it'd be awesome?
Raz: Simon: SHINJI! DON
Raz: Simon: SHINJI! DON'T BELIEVE IN YOURSELF! Believe in me who believes in you!
Ken: XDDDDDDDDD
Ken: Eva NEEDS to be in whatever SRW game TTGL is just for crack comparisons.
Raz: Simon is what Shinji would have become if he had a real role model instead of a creepy pedophile dad
Menny: the power of spiral evolution trumps angels?
Ken: XD
Raz: coincidentally
Raz: Bright Noa has also inspired Shinji to grow a pair in these games.
Raz: or whatever the hell the man's name is
Ken: Has he, really?
Raz: yes.
Ken: Has Shinji been Bright Punched?
Raz: I have it on good authority that- damn you.
Ken: XD;
Ken: AWESOME.
Raz: also
Ken: Though, sadly, use of Bright anymore is limited.
Raz: Amuro hits on Misato.
Ken: XD
Menny: Simon: SHINJI! LET'S GO! GATTAI! JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?! TENGEN TOPPA EVA LAGANN!
Ken: Amuro's kind of a slut.
Ken: XDDDDDDDDDDD
Ken: Because they won't recast him, and Bright's actor died.
Raz: Nononono
Ken: So in some recent games, they've been using other characters to fill in the role he'd usually be taking.
Raz: LAGANN 01
Ken: LOL
Menny: oh god my brain o_o
Ken: EPIC
Raz: Shinji: … Lagann says there's something strage about your mecha.
Menmy: oh augh go away AU
Raz: *Simon
Ken: XD
Raz: Shinji: … well, um. It's kind of my mom.
Menny: ._.
Ken: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Raz: Simon: … so wait. Lagann has a drill…. so…
Raz: Shinji: ….
Ken: oh god
Ken: *collapse*
Crow: AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Raz: Simon: Shinji. Lagann * * * *ed your mom.
Ken: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ken: oh
Ken: my
Ken: god
Ken: …
Ken: This needs to go in the wiki. :<
Menny: TTGL-Eva AU…. ._. Simon as Shinji and… Kamina as Unit 01
Ran: … *ded*
Menny: Lagann would be like the entry plug.
Ken: …Menny, you never cease to frighten me. >D
Ken: Lagann sort of IS, but five hundred times more ass kicking.
Menny: it'd drill into EVA 01 and Gattai into a 100% Unbeatable Brotherly Combination
Ran: … So who would be Kaworu?
Raz: Anti Spiral.
Menny: so… Genome would be Gendo?
Menny: Rei could be Nia
Menny: Yoko could be Misato?
Ran: … The AntiSpiral as Kaworu just puts a whooooole 'nother spin on some of those scenes between Shinji and Kaworu.
Menny: no, bad brain
Menny: >.> it's tempting me to (poorly) paste a picture of Genome's face onto Gendo
Ran: ….
Ran: *sneaks off to photoshop*
Crow: Do it?
Menny: lolol
Crow: …Glad that's one base covered.
Raz: what have I done?
Ran: *needs to find something first*
Crow: No, you haven't created a monster.
Raz: YES I HAVE
Raz: AND IT
Raz: IT'S ALL MENNY'S FAULT
Menny: *mew*
Ken has left the chat room.
Ken has entered the chat room.
Crow: … Red vs Blue BLEACH style
Crow: Wb
Crow: ……Win.
Ran: http://pics.livejournal.com/ablazingsoul/pic/0000qh33
Ken: O_O;
Ran: O:-)
Sody: ….
Ken: Holy crap.
Sody: *hands over an internet*
Ken: *and then some*
Raz: ….
Crow: …
Raz: Ran?
Raz: You scare me.
Ran: :D
Ken: …
Ken: So, in MM9.
Ken: What's the proper Robot Master order?
Ran: What should really scare you is how often I'm on the wavelength as Menny.
Menny: :3
Sody: bees beat Splash! *loves that*
Menny: sometimes our brains gattai

One Giant Metaphor

Raz: *watches GL episode 8*
Car: I had some of my orders in Cantonese. "DAI FAN!!" (or however you pronounce it: big rice)
Raz: ….
Car: *spell
Raz: I never noticed this before.
Wolf: XD
Menny: what Raz?
Wolf: oh?
Ari: …[raised hand] English ftw.
Ash: I don't even know if they're speaking Cantonese or the other Chinese language
Raz: But…. volcanoes erupt when Simon is talking to Yoko
Ash: …
Raz: erupt.
Ken: …
Ken: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Raz: spewing hot magma.
Wolf: ..>XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ken: Awesome.
Car: …Kuya, that's awful. D: At least I kinda understand it when people talk in Tagalog in front of me
Raz: It's hot.
Wolf: SYMBOLISM FOR THE MFWIN
Raz: and then he compares them to Kamina
Wolf: pfft
Ken: …
Ash: lol
Shaun: Well I mostly understand but I can't follow for very long. Mom and dad speak two different dialects plus Tagalog
Menny: answer is 3sum?
Ken: Well.
Ken: This is a show.
Mags: exiles-servant.livejournal.com/7496.html?view=40776#t40776
Shaun: and then my grandparents…
Ken: Where Dai Gurren fucked Cytomander, his Gunmen, and his battleship to death.
Car: Which ones? Mom's Ilocano but she doesn't have anyone to speak it with here
Ken: And then they erupted gloriously.
Wolf: XD
Raz: also, Ken
Ken: yes, Raz?
Ash: notapokeball.livejournal.com/4697.html *whistles, goes back to Whose Line Scenes from a Hat clips*
Raz: They also impaled the fist of Lordgenome's giant mecha.
Wolf: lol
Wolf: …pfffft
Ken: …
Ken: Oh wow.
J: … XD
Ken: Nia: D: This somehow feels wrong, Simon…
Ash: So… Simon fisted Nia's Dad?
Raz: with Dai Gurren
Wolf: pfffft
Ken: With Nia sitting on his LAP.
Wolf: XD
Raz: not the Gurren Lagann
Ken: Dai Gurren AND Gurren Lagann, dude.
Wolf: A TWO-FOR-ONE
Crow: SPECIAl.
Crow: *SPECIAL.
Wolf: Simon <3 3sum?
Ken: Gurren Lagann was sitting on the tip of the ship with the drill out.
J: …
Raz: well, Simon was riding on the prow so he could jump through and get to Genome
Raz: so.
Ken: And was talking about "COMBINING THE POWER OF GURREN LAGANN AND DAI GURREN!11"
J: … … …
Raz: Gurren Lagann is more a sperm than anything.
Ken: I think it's implied-
Ken: …
Wolf: *dies*
Raz: Think you and goodnight.
Ken: That's somehow BETTER?
Ari: ….
Crow: …
Ken: …
Wolf: XDD
Ash: … why do I want to see someone RP the Dai Gurren?
Menny: so….. what is Dynamo actually doing?
Crow: ..I will never look at that anime the same again.
Wolf: XD
Ash: That's… a secret, menny.
Ken: That means Dai Gurren came on Teppelin's head.
Ken: Not its face.
Ken: But the top of its head.
Wolf: XDDDDD
Ari: ..how…….why do i want to watch this show again?
Ken: Because it's awesome, Ari?
Shaun: because despite it's obvious sexual connotation, it's awesome
Ken: Yeah. XD;
Raz: The penis metaphors aren't as overt and take the form of kick ass action.
Mags: yes
Wolf: XD
Ash: The best kind of penis metaphors!
Ken: It's just when you watch the show a dozen times over the course of ten months.
Ken: You start to see things.
Raz: also, considering Dai Gurren detaches from its prow?
Shaun: just try not to laugh when they start talking about drilling
Raz: Dai Gurren is a woman.
Ken: Like… Tengen Toppa eating Lordgenome's drill, for instance.
Wolf: XDD
Menny: it's like…. the ultimate manly competition of who's penisdrill is bigger
Wolf: This needs to go in epic chat quotes
Ari: …I'm going to yell out penis randomly after this, huh?
Shaun: either that or Wang
J: PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS!
Ken: Nowadays.
Ari: Wang Fire?
Ken: Penis is funnier than wang.
Shaun: ZOMG
Wolf: XD
Shaun: well it could be worse. someone could have stated 'Pass the Labia"

DATS Rangers Roll Call

Taco: Ken still needs to proclaim his DATS color and pose. O:
Wolf: Keeeeeeen
Digichou: KEN
Mal: If only because the 2003 series had Mikey reference Spidey
Ken: oo
Taco: Let's start over?
Ken: Wait, I'm Masaru. How am I not red? :P
Taco: DATS PINK! -poses!-
Taco: … AND ABYSS BLACK! -moar pose-
Gabi: …wait, what?
Digichou: You're the hotheaded second in command, and he's usually blue.
Mags: Back
Gabi: WE HAD DATS COLOURS?
Wolf: wb
Gabi: ………
Taco: XD
Digichou: I would've wanted blue, but this is a "yellow is female" trio. :Akino: …Are ALL the groups Rangers now?
Gabi: DATS PURPLE!
Taco: -snuggles Magsu- WB~ <3
Mags: -snuggles Taco-
Gabi: *plays KOU. is PURPLE DAMNIT*
Mags: … I assume we have a new person
Jessica: *keeps Leon from facepalming at all of this* ^_^;;
Ashura: Yep
Taco: Woe, the only Abyss rangers in here are Magsu , Raznii and I …
Digichou: Yeah, Jess. (*points up*)
Jessica: Hi~
Mags: Oh, I remember yo
Raz: I was head mod first.
Mags: *you
Raz: I'm DATS RED
Taco: RAZNII
Taco: YOU'RE ABYSS GREEN
Raz: so again
Taco: >3
Mags: Anyway, I'm Mags, and Abyss Red
Raz: *poses* DATS RED
Taco: AND ABYSS GREEN
Gabi: *poses* DATS PURPLE
Digichou: …NO
Digichou: KEN GOES NEXT AFTER RAZ
Raz: OKAY, THIS IS THE ORDER
Gabi: D:
Taco: Does order matter anymore? XDDD
Gabi: I FUCKED IT UP
Mags: We're going at this all day, aren't we?
Gabi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wolf: *rofling over here*
Raz: Ken - Raz - Digi - Gabi - Taco
Raz: Pink ranger always goes last
Gabi: XD
Digichou: Wait, you're red, you go first.
Taco: We need a color for J-Onii!
Gabi: …
Digichou: DATSBlack?
Gabi: HE CAN BE YELLOW
Taco: DATS BLACK
Gabi: WAIT
Digichou: I'M YELLOW
Taco: No Digi's Yellow!
Gabi: OH
Raz: OKAY
Taco: And we need a color for Car!
Gabi: I DIDNT KNOW BAWWWWWW
Gabi: …
Raz: Raz - Ken - J - Digi - Gabi - Taco
Raz: THERE
Gabi: CAR CAN BE…WHITE?
Raz: THERE'S OUR ORDER
Taco: SHORE
Gabi: OR GREEN?
Digichou: I thought it was core trip goes first.
Digichou: *trio
Taco: Raz - Ken - J - Digi - Gabi - Car - Taco
Digichou: Red-Blue-Yellow, then the other guys.
Jessica: …*loving all this combo breaking*
Mags: heh
Wolf: C-c-c-combo breaker <3
Taco: XD
Digichou: Jesus, this is one dysfunctional sentai.
Raz: THE GUYS GO FIRST
Mags: I'm Abyss Red, but Abyss Rangers don't count in the Dive Mod lineup
Digichou: We were the original three!
Raz:Because that's good old fashioned Japanese misogyny
Taco: I'm Abyss Black in Abyssrangers XD
Digichou: Then the other guys showed up later.
Taco: Raznii is Abyss Green
Taco: Tara is … Abyss .. Emerald?
Taco: xD
Wolf: XD
Raz: Gabi was a mod before you!
Gabi: …AND IM THE FIRST GIRL BECAUSE *LOL BUTCH LESTBIAN*?
Gabi: …and yeah
Gabi: that too
Taco: XD Gabi was a mod before any of us, Raz.
Wolf: XD
Gabi: so
Digichou: But the purpose of DATSranger is to make everyone watch Digimon Savers.
Gabi: I SHOULD BE DATS RED
Taco: XDDDDD
Taco: But Raznii is headmod. O:
Gabi: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Taco: I believe that beats out timing, dear.
Digichou: You, Ken and I originally thought it up, then the other guys jumped on the bandwagon.
Raz: THE RED RANGER SOMETIMES JOINS AFTER EVERYONE ELSE
Gabi: …good point
Gabi: *points to Time Force*
Wolf: *rofling, oh lawd*
Digichou: Therefore, we started out as a sentai Red-Blue-Yellow trio, then the other guys showed up later.
Taco: … Woffle, is this going up on chatquotes?
Akino: Wild Force and SPD too, right?
Wolf: I-I think it is
Raz: YA KNOW WHAT
Digichou: Time Force.
Taco: XD DOEET?
Jessica: *gigglesnorting*
Raz: NO MORE DATS RANGERS.
Wolf: XD
Raz: WE'LL BE
Digichou: D<
Taco: … O:
Ashura: Wild Force and SPD were like that, yes…
Mags: …
Raz: DATSaman!
Taco: … XDDDDD
Mags: lol
Ashura: XD
Gabi: …
Raz: Digital ninja team!
Jessica: ….*dies*
Wolf: XDDDDDDD
Gabi: What.
Gabi: WHAT.
Ryu: …
Digichou: You know, take out that extra 'a' and we'll be great.
Gabi: WHAT!?!?!?!?
Raz: Fine.
Taco: WE'LL BE BIGGER THAN NUMA NUMA
Raz: DATSman.
Akino: So if somebody walks in here right now and asks what's going on, I'm completely justified in saying "Ninjas."
Wolf: Yes

Captain Brainbreak

Car: …LOL Katsuro
Wolf: What what in the butt?
Car: Katsu to Sayu's Palmon: Am I going to have to rescue another girl I know from emo? D:
Wolf: XDDD
Taco: XDDDD ILU Katsuro~
J: XD!
Ken: XD
Taco: Nathan: Katsuro! By our powers combined, we'll rescue all of the girls we know from emo!
Car: KATSURO, KNIGHT IN SHINING…SOMETHING~
Raz: Nathan: EARTH
Digi: XD
Raz: Katsuro: FIRE
Raz: Adelle: WIND
Raz: Aveline: WATER
Taco: Asch: WATER
Taco: Dammit.
Taco: XD
Raz: Asch: … Heart?! D:
Digi: ROFL
Taco: XD!!!
Car: I say Ave and Asch should swap
Raz: BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED I AM CAPTAIN BRAINBREAK
Ken: XD
Digi: GO BRAINBREAK
Car: I mean, Aveline "DUPLICATE THE FLAMMABILITY" Izumi for water?
Wolf: XDD
J: Hey, you GOTTA have water handy when you're a pyro.
Taco: CAPTAIN BRAINBREAK, HE'S A HERO. GONNA TAKE SANITY DOWN TO ZERO.
Ash Blaze: XD
Wolf: XDD
Al: *dies laughing*
Digi: >XDDDDD
Ash Blaze: And Captain Brainbreak will be SUZUNE
Ash Blaze: Because he was first
Taco:
Taco: That's the most brainbreaking idea of all.

Short and Sweet

Raz: then what are Kittanagans?
Shaun: Signs of Sexual Trauma

CIELING COP IS WATCHING US RP

Gabi: OH
Ari: …FRESH MEAT? WHAR?
Gabi: GAIS
Joh: You guys are like ravenous wolves.
Herc: Wb. Ari! (Goes back to tormenting Hay Lin muse)
Raz: Iris is now the new Food.
Gabi: I MET A DIVESTALKER
Knux: XD
Wolf: You can't eat Iris yet, she hasn't even apped yet :o
Raz: COME GET YOUR FOOD
Ari: That's Raz.
Joh: At least I avoided the slashbox.
Ken: ….
Digi: I never said they were food, I call them "newpersons".
Ash:
Ken: What Gabi?
Herc: I <3 tormenting Hay Lin
Gabi: I MET A DIVESTALKER IRL
Ken:
Taco: …. YOU DIDN'T TELL THEM ABOUT THIS BEFORE?
Ken: ……
Ari:
Wolf:
Ken: ……………….
Wolf: ………………………
Ari: A Divestalker?
Gabi: AND THEY SAVED ME $150
Ken: …………………………………………
Taco: IT'S THE BEST STORY EVER
Ken: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
Wolf:
J: Oro????
Gabi: OK
Joh:
Gabi: SO
Wolf: …………………….
Ari: Gabi. Explain.
Joh: Random flooding.
Wolf: omg
Taco: GUYS STFU AND READ
Ken: Now.
Joh: EVERY NIGHT IN MY DREEEEEEEEAMS
Joh: I FEEL YOU, I SEEEEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUU
Herc: I thought it was Takato you
Gabi: YESTERDAY I WAS GETTING A SPEEDING TICKET, AND I HAD HIRARI PLAYING ON THE STEREO
Ari: I love torturing ALL of your muses, Herc.
Herc: (lol) Point taken.
Al: More then torturing your own Ari?
Ari: …Al.
Gabi: THE OFFICER COULDN'T HAVE BEEN ON THE FORCE MORE THAN A COUPLE OF WEEKS
Gabi: AND SHE HEARS HIRARI
Knux: XD
Ari: I am fully in support of ALL muse torture.
Gabi: "I…IS THAT….HIRARI FROM DIGIMON SAVERS?"
Ari:
Knux: o_o
Ari: xd
Wolf:
Digi: wtf
Gabi: "…YES."
Ash: lol
J:
Ari: xD9
Ari: *: XD
Knux: Oh, WOW
Gabi: so we geek out
Joh:
Digi: WTF
Gabi: and I casually mention that I RP digimon on LJ
Ari: =D
Gabi: "…. …. …. you're in digital dive?"
Ari:
Wolf: ……
Ari: Gabi.
Ken: …………………
Ken: W
Ken: T
Ari: This goes in epic chat.
Ken: F
Digi: WTF
Ken: YES IT DOES.
Knux: O__O
Raz: Sigma and Vile in 20XX. They represent the Maverick Party… a somewhat extreme group that advocates the death of all humans.
Wolf: Make that an orgy
Taco: BEST STORY EVER
Gabi: and and and
Ari: NOW.
Roku: I missed that whole thing about eating me because I was in the bathroom.
Al: wow…that's just nuts
Roku: FYI I AM NOT TASTY :<
Gabi: she says we're all geniuses
Ash: Holy crap, Gabi
Wolf: lol
Wolf: :O
Ken: O_o
Ash: … NU-UH
Ari: …WE HAVE A FAN.
Knux: Oh, wow! That is AWESOME!
Al: She obviously hasn't read my work
Digi: argdfjviaoejrmgvjadf
Ash: *is dum*
J: … o_o
Wolf: …Go to put that in the Wiki
Gabi: …and she pulled out every excuse in the book
Wolf: …*Goes
J: DUDE.
Gabi: and my $200 speeding ticket became $50
Wolf:
J: … DOUBLE DUDE.
Ari:
Gabi: and I save $25 if I pay in 30 days
Ash: did… did she mention characters she liked or or… wat. omg wat
Izumi: Talk about luck
Digi: wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf
Wolf: I wish we had cops around here like that
Knux: WOW!
Sody: =O
Wolf: Amirite, Iris? :9
Digi: WHY AREN'T THERE COPS LIKE THAT AROUND HERE
Herc: :O
Ari: WE HAVE A FAN WHO- dfjioewjijwajfsadfksjdfklsajfksajdfioweajfeiajfdksnfskajfksd
Al: Did you invite her to stop by sometime?
Gabi: the ones she commented on were the digi crew
Ash: BECAUSE CANADA IS AWESOME?
J: FRICKIN' SWEET.
Ari: [totally brain broken]
Gabi: and she said we pwn
Gabi: I ASKED HER TO JOIN
Wolf: *BSoD*
Joh:
Al: And and AND?!?
Ash: … the cop said "pwn"?
Knux: …D8
Gabi: BUT A) SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE TIME TO KEEP UP WITH US
Gabi: …YES
Gabi: SHE DID
Raz: http://www.allspark.com/forums/index.php?act=attach&type=post&id=16866 - one of these is Japanese. HINT - IT'S THE ONE WITH RIDICULOUS CHROME.
Knux: Awww…!
Roku: pfffft I DON'T HAVE TIME EITHER but I'm still going to app
Ari: xD
Herc: XD
Ari: I like you, new person.
Joh: Did you end up having sex with her?
Wolf: welu Iris <3
Gabi: AND B) SHE DOESN'T RP HERSELF, SHE JUST STALKS…she said its like fanfiction only its updated. and better.
Raz: …..
Wolf: XD
Ash:
J: Awwww… XD
Raz: Joh. No, dude.
J: Well, still awesome. ^_^
Gabi:
Gabi: JOH
Ash: *still asdkjd*
Ari: Gabi is loyal to Car, Joh.
Joh: Aa, I see.
Gabi: I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
Al: She still should totally come to chat one of these nights…it'd be like those celebrity chats you read about
Gabi: AND I LOVE HER VERY MUCH
Gabi: Al
Joh: Oh, okay. My apologies.
Gabi: NOONE IN CANADA USES AIM
Ash: … HEY
Ash: We're using it.
Ken:
Al: …? Wow AIM sucks
Ash: *IS USING AIM*
Ari: D: Then how come you guys are here?
Digi: (*brain is still busted*)
Gabi: I d/led only for RP purposes
Ash: I have… never used any other chat program as much as AIM.
Ari: …If she gets an AIM she can meet all of us? =D?
Al: Or trillian or some such
Gabi: she might [is hopeful]
Digi: oh please
Gabi: Al everyone up here uses MSN
Digi: I swear, if she says something awesome about Satsuma, I think my head would pop.
Al: I use MSN for everything other then dive XD
Gabi: XD
Wolf: XD
Digi: asgdfj;klaI'M BEING WATCHED.
Wolf: Same
Wolf: :o
Gabi: well, she DID say she was in love with the entire Digi-crew
Digi: I'M BEING WATCHED AND LOVED.
Wolf: :3
Gabi: which INCLUDES SATSUMA
Al: *has no digi muses so feels no pressure*
Menny: wow…. cop dive fan
Gabi: yep
Ash: *will end up not posting for a week now, thnx fan*
Gabi: IT WAS THE BEST SPEEDING TICKET EVER
Ari: … =D I need to post as Juri and ADR-01 more now.
Al: Oh god ADR-01 *nightmare*
Ari: =3
Knux: *headdesk* I FORGOT ABOUT ADR-01… Ari, I might hafta talk to ya…!
Wolf: XD
Ari: ADR-01 is watching you- yes, Knux?
Gabi: and…she kinda yelled at me for breaking up KouRyo
Wolf: XDDD
Ari: ..xDDDD
Ari: [dies laughing]
Gabi: …and she didnt even read the smut

Starring in the next Bond film: Jigglypuff

TC: fear the mighty Jigglypuss
TC: puff
TC: …
Wolf: ..pffft
TC: UM
Ashura: XD
Wolf: *not snickering, no*
Menny: niiice typo
Sky: Just add a y and you get…
Al: Don't we have a dive wiki for those?
J: ::Cracks up!::
Wolf: Either way, it's going in the wiki
TC: YEY
Tara: Alrighty. Al, you're up in the seed log.
TC: I am famous now

We solved the mystery, gang! …Or did we?

Wolf: and holy crap when did it become 5:40
Sody: an hour ago?
Wolf: :>
Sody: =D?
Wolf: *lives in the paaaAAAaaaast*
Sody: *sends Wolf future knowledge*
Wolf: *omg, can you send me lottery numbers?!*
Raz: >.>
Wolf: *will make you cookies for. ev. er. if you do*
Raz: *steals Sody's time machine, goes to change the past*
Wolf: :O
Sody: *suuure- hey, wait! my cookies!*
Raz: AND NOW, I WILL USE THIS TO MAKE MYSELF…
Wolf: WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!
Raz: HEAD MOD OF DIGITAL DIVE
Raz: ….
Raz: wait a minute
Wolf: …
Wolf: Foiled again, villianous Raz?!
Raz: There may be a flaw in my plan…
Sody: *wraps Raz in foil*
Raz: …. what does this accomplish?
Sody: well, I was hoping it'd give away where the guy doing the rimshots is hiding, but I guess he's on to me =|
Wolf: XD
Wolf: <3
Wolf: One day, Sody, one day.
Sody: *bows*
Wolf: Rimshot Guy: *ba-dum-ching, for teh lulz*
Sody: =O *follows the sound*
Wolf: Rimshot Guy: *can't see me, is ninja!*
Sody: nooooo, curse you Rimshot Guy! Cuuuuuurrse yooooouuuuuuu XO
Wolf: Rimshot Guy: *ba-dum-ching*
Raz: *catches him in a net*
Sody: >o
Sody: =o
Wolf: Rimshot Guy: *dgjsfyks*
Raz: *rips off his mask to reveal…!*
Wolf: Old Man Jenkins?!
Sody: no, it couldn't be! He died in a barn fire years ago! *rips off mask*
Wolf: It's the owner of Livejournal! :O
Sody: =O
Raz: It can't be! He's fighting Journalfen and Facebook in the wars! *rips off mask*
Sody: It's Dr. Wily! We should have known!
Wolf: :O
Raz: But Dr. Wily is busy corrupting Rock! *rips off mask*
Sody: ….the Cookie Monster…? o.0
Wolf: XD
Raz: why cookie monster, why?! ;o;
Wolf: Cookie Monster: THEY TOOK MY COOKIES AWAY ;o;
Digi: rofl
Sody: Cookie Monster: Me like the drums, look like cookie.
Wolf: lolol
Raz: *gives cookie monster new cookies* ;o;
Wolf: Cookie Monster: *nomnomnom* ;A;
Sody: *wants cookies now*
Wolf: *me too, but it's way too late to make cookies now*
Raz: >.>
Raz: *slinks into the shadows*
Sody: *….can make cookies in 2 hours, cause, no one will be around then and she can eat them herself*
Raz: *and then, from the darkness…. comes a drumbeat*
Wolf: :O
Sody: …..
Raz: DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
Raz: DRAMATIC ENDING
Wolf: CURSES, FOILED AGAIN!
Raz: THE RIMSHOT GUY IS KEYSER SOZE

That's not what your cake said last night!

Sody: *claims chat in the name of cake!*
Wolf: :o
Sody: *has a flag and everything*
Wolf: XD
Crow: XD
Ran: Cake is a lie, etc, etc etc.
Wolf: lol
Sody: you want to tell that to the face of our king?! >o
Sody: the Cake King requests your presence! What say thee?
Ran: THE CAKE IS A LIE
Sody: Your face is a lie! *no, that's not suppose to make any sense*
Crow: …XD
Ran: That's not what your mom said last night!
Wolf: XD
Crow: XDD
Sody: my mom is dead you pumpkin head! *soooo went there*
Ran: Your father smelt of elderberries too!
Sody: *gasp*
Wolf: XD
Sody: *tackles*
Ran: *ack!*
Crow: [Loling IRL]
Crow: I love this chat. <3
Wolf: <3
Ran: AND THE CAKE IS STILL A LIE
Wolf: XDD

How to Enable a Yuan

Taco: ASTER
Yuan: I AM ALSO EMIL, OKAY
Taco: ASTER
Dana: ASTER
Wolf: ASTER
Tara: ASTER
Dana: ASTER
Taco: ASTER
Wolf: WE WILL MAKE YOU BREEEEEEEAK
Wolf: ASTER
Tara: ASTER
Dana: ASTER
Taco: ASTER
Wolf: ASTER
Tara: ASTER
Dana: ASTER
Wolf: ASTER
Tara: ASTER
Taco: ASTER
Wolf: ASTER
Dana: ASTER
Tara: ASTER
Yuan: XDDDDDDDDD
Wolf: ASTER
Dana: ASTER
Tara: ASTER
Taco: ASTER
Tara: ASTER
Dana: ASTER
Wolf: ASTER
Car: YOUR MOM
Tara: ASTER
Dana: ASTER
Wolf: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Dana: ASTER
Wolf: ASTER
Yuan: C-C-C-COM— DAMMIT
Dana: DAMMIT.
Wolf: LOL
Taco: asterASTER
Tara: xdd
Yuan: *dying*
Tara: *XDD
Taco: Oh snap, combo breaker vXD

Look, Up In the Sky!

Car: KOUKI'S FLYING
Raz: Kouki: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY. I BELIEVE I CAN KILL THIS GUY. I THINK ABOUT IT EVERY NIIIGHT AND DAY, I SPREAD MY WINGS AND IT'S TIME TO PRAY…
Raz: *shot*
Ash Blaze: XD
Gabi: ..
Gabi: RAZ
Gabi: FILK THE REST
Raz: NO
Akino: Hehehe
J: Akira> … ::Holds up a lighter::
J: Akira> ::Lights Kouki's coat on fire. On accident? On purpose? who can tell?::
Raz: Kouki: Cold, hun. Cold. :[
J: Akira> Only 'cause to put out the fire…

Yep, they're related, or… BOOBIES!

Liz: Hiiii~!
Taco: FATE! =D
Liz: ALICIA!
Taco: FATE!
Raz: no, it's buttsecks
Liz: ALICIA!
Raz: so it's Sesshoumaru and Jaken. *runaway*
Taco: Same difference, Nii xD
Taco: FATE!
Liz: ALICIA!
Taco: FATE!
Liz: ALICIA!
Taco: FATE!
Liz: ALICIA!
Taco: FATE!
Liz: ALICIA!
Taco: FATE!
Liz: ALICIA!
Taco: FATE!
Liz: ALICIA!
Taco: ME!
Liz: YOU!
Taco: YOU!
Liz: ME!
Taco: YOU!
Liz: YOUR MOM!
Taco: YOUR FACE!
Liz: YOUR…TITS@!
Taco: WILL BE BIGGER THAN YOURS.
Liz: ORLY
Taco: YARLY
Liz: NO WAI
Taco: SRSLY
Liz: NO WAI OMG SRSLY
Taco: YA WAI OMG RLY
Raz: *hoses you two down*

Freudian slip

Liz: God I wanna sex but I can't. ;~;
Liz:
Liz: sleep
Liz: SLEEP
Liz: not sex
Liz: ;;.
Kai: ….
Ashu: lol
Ami: Oh mai.
Sody: XD
Kai: XD
Sody: oh wow
Knux: XD
Ami: Come on over here.
Kris: Freudian!
Ash: Freudian slip, Liz?
Gabi: and XD LIZ
Car: Liz, dear, is there something you're not telling us?
Gabi: FR-
Gabi:
Ami: I'LL WAKE YOU UP
Gabi: DAMN YOU.
Sody: this must go in the wiki!
Liz: *flails!*
Car: Now, Liz, there comes a time in everyone's life when one starts feeling…urges
Ami: "You want to sex, but you just can't."
Liz: g-god dammit
Liz: D:
Car: It's a perfectly natural part of life [patpat]

Professor Rhea Susanne's Advanced Shipping Class

Liz: Sabine: … Our muns are weird.
Taco:: Ran Fan: -sigh- I've grown accustomed to it.
Taco: Estelle: -headtilt- Really? I don't see anything weird …
Taco: Karin: Neither do I! The mun's mean, though. REALLY mean.
Taco: Estelle: N-No, I don't think that's it …
Liz: Sabine: You try to put up with the fact that your mun's trying to ship you and your -cousin- together.
Taco: Rhea: o/ Been there, done that.
Taco: Rhea: See, I'm kind of in love with this guy who could technically be my cousin, only he doesn't exist in my world, and I don't exist in his world. Weird, eh?
Liz: Sabine: …
Liz: Sabine: *blink*
Taco: Rhea: -siiiiighs, pulls out a chalkboard, dons professor guise- OKAY. SEE HERE. -writes on the board 'VANDESDELCA MUSTO FENDE, and then to the left of the name, MARYBELLE RADAN GARDIOS-FENDE'- THESE are his Parents.
Taco: Rhea: -writes to the right of Van's name 'MYSTEARICA AURA FENDE-FABRE' and then to the right of that name, 'LUKE FON FABRE'- These are MY parents.
Taco: Rhea: -draws a line between Van and Tear's names- They're brother and sister. So technically … -draws lines to the bottom of Van/Mary's names, writes 'ZACHARIAS ABDIEL GARDIOS-FENDE'- This makes him … -draws lines downward from Luke/Tear's names, and expands those out to write the names 'ADELLE FON FABRE, ASCH FON FABRE, RHEA SUSANNE FON FABRE' … in descending order- My cousin.
Taco: Rhea: HOWEVER. There is a catch!
Taco: Rhea: -circles Van and Mary's names- These two? They're dead in my world.
Taco: Rhea: -circles Luke's name in a different color- Daddy here … was never born in his world. It's a long story.
Taco: Rhea: -and then scribbles across the whole thing- WHICH MEANS. I can't exist in Zachy's world, and he can't exist in mine. We only met through the digital world, and despite the fact that we could technically be cousins, our muns are STILL shipping us.

Ari conquered her fear. Somehow.

Raz: TONIGHT ON JIJIMON SPRINGER
Raz: A SORDID REVELATION
Raz: ClearAgumon: I AM ALSO NEEMON'S BROTHER.
Ash: Neemon: … *which ClearAgu*
Liz:: …klgjtkrjgkjkl
Liz: i-i found older!resa
Liz: http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/ae4762922230b37ad435b32741f6752b.jpg
Raz: Mikuru's
Ash: lol
Raz: alternative answer?
Raz: ALL OF THEM
Ash: lol
Ari: Who's the father?
Ari:
Ari: No wait.
Ari: Don't.
Ari: I know.
sody: XD
Ari: GIANTWOODMON
Ayu: XDDDDD
Ari: Right?
Shaun: therapy does work! /goes back to his psychiatrist
Ari: I WILL CONQUER THIS IF IT KILLS ME.
Shaun: ##@^#&@##!#!^!$BULLSHIT!
Shaun: I hate this mouse
Shaun: it must die.
Ari: THAT PHRASE WILL NOT BRING BACK MEMORIES OF PENISES.
Ari:
Shaun: and I should buy the Warcraft Mouse
Ari: [shuffles away]
Shaun: XD
Shaun: /patpat
Mags:… *headtilt at Ari
Ari: g-gao.
Shaun: Divequotes anyone?
Shaun: Put it "Ari conquered her fear. Somehow."
Mags: hehe
Ari: Giant…you know what traumatizing Ari because it brings back memories of when she looked up the word errection on wikipedia.
Ari: And there were pictures.
Ari: Many of them.
Mags:… lol
Ari: She was…eleven. ._.
Shaun: OMG LOL
Liz: …eleven?
Ari:…[goes to divequotes]
Mags:: … wait, how old were y—- aw, poor little Ari
Liz: …I, uhm.
Liz: Looked at porn at that age.
J:
J: Poor Ari
J: XD
Mags: hehe

Tentacle Fanclub, wait what?

Teena: So, what porn did I miss?
Wolf: Ninja bird porn
Car: Awkward Kamemon porn.
Raz: http://tfwiki.net/w2/images2/thumb/7/72/Turtler_masterforce.jpg/350px-Turtler_masterforce.jpg
Teena: Interestingly, I'm okay with missing that.
Wolf: XD
Car: Thanks, Raz 8D
Wolf: It's very awkward
Taco: TENTACLE PORN
Car: so his name's Turtler?
Ari: TENTACLLLLLLLLLLLESS~~~
Teena: FRAMMIT! I missed tentacle porn? ;_;
Taco: XD
Taco: YES
Wolf: Yes
Teena: D:
Taco: Chair/Tree porn, too.
Taco: -shot-
Ari:
Raz: Yep.
Car: Sweet.
Ari: You like tentacles too, Teena?! [shot repeatedly]
Taco: Oh, Ari. -just died laughing-
Wolf: XD
Car: Awkward Turtle: [TRANSFORMS AND ROLLS OUT!]
Car: Awkward Turtler: …[awkwardly.]
Wolf: Chair: *is not for porn* :|
Wolf: XDDD
Teena: Tentacles are awesome. <3

*also, loling forever*
Wolf: Chair post~
Taco: Tree: -… porn? what's porn?-
TC: has entered the room.
Liz: …I think I might have a tentacle fetish.
Raz: He's also known as Snaptrap.
TC: HOLY SHIT- lots of people
Wolf: Chair: *pats, nothing you need to worry about*
Ari: <3
Liz: …HI TC
Raz: But Awkward Turtler is better.
Taco: Tree: -HUG-
TC: HI LIZ
Wolf: …What a place to come in XD
Ari: I LOVE YOU ALL, TENTACLE LOVERS~
Teena: Welcome to the club, Liz.
Wolf: Chair: *hug*
Ari: …[ahem]
TC: Sephiria does not like you liking tentacles btw
Mags:
Wolf: Do we get t-shirts?
TC: Don't ask why
Liz: Inyochuu was awesome.
Teena: We get icons!
Liz: And it has tentacle porn.
Wolf: \o/
Mags: Well, does this get Dive-quoted?
Wolf: I think so
Ari: …:O Ari did something else divequote worthy?
Mags: seems like it
Ash: I played a Tentacle Monster once.
Wolf: lol
Ayu: XD
TC: I still play a Tentacle Monster
Ari: Who's gonna add it?
Teena: http://pics.livejournal.com/teena_chan/pic/0002t80h <- Icon for tentacle club.

When Divechat gets nostalgic

Gabi: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNTxr2NJHa0&feature=fvw
TC: OH GOD!
TC: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kai: fffff… another Medicine Seller on dear_mun
Gabi: THIS IS THE SOOOOOOONG THAT NEVER EEEEEEEEENDS
Kai: IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEEEEEEEENDS
TC: Is there no other characters from medicine sellers series?
TC: geeeze
Gabi: SOME PEOPLE STAAAAAARTED SINGING NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
Kai: nope. there's kayo, odajima, and…
Kai: AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAAAAAAAAAAUSE
Gabi: THIS IS THE SOOOOOOONG THAT NEVER EEEEEEEEENDS
Kai: IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEEEENDS
Gabi: SOME PEOPLE STAAAAAARTED SINGING NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
Kai: AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAAAAAAAAUSE
Gabi: THIS IS THE SOOOOOOONG THAT NEVER EEEEEEEEENDS
Kai: IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEEEENDS
Gabi: SOME PEOPLE STAAAAAARTED SINGING NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
TC: SPOONS
Kai: GDIT TC
Gabi: NOOOOOOOO
Kai: BREAK THE MAGIC
Gabi: [SLAMS THE DOOR]
TC: I win
Kai: …
Kai: LOST THE GAME

How Many Licks?

Sody: lil sis just found out how many licks to the center of a toosties roll pop, 386 o.o
Sody: tootsie
Sody: and she can't feel her tongue now XD
Moro: …XD;

The REAL Reason the Demon Seals Suck

Jeni: so something horrible happened today
Jeni: Tsumi and Taco decided the Demon Seals are STD
Raz: ……….
Raz: No.
Jeni: that would have been my reaction
Jeni: if I'd had the ability to speak of my horror at that moment
Raz: *curls up in corner* x_x
Jeni: *hugs, is horrified with*
Jeni: Taco: I think we scarred him for life!
Me: *stares at* Scarred him?! I got to hear it IN PERSON!
Taco: At least you didn't curl up in a corner.
Me: I wanted to. There weren't any corners to curl up in!
Raz: Taco?
Raz: *sics hellbeasts on*
Jeni: XD

Instant CSI

Raz: http://dive-npc.livejournal.com/20047.html
Raz: The bird is insane folks.
Jeni: you mean he's…
Jeni: *sun glasses*
Jeni: coocoo for Coco Puffs?
Jeni: *SHOT*
* **Woffle has left the conversation.
* **Woffle has joined the conversation.
Taco: YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Taco: /instant csi
Moro: XDDDDDDDDDDDD

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