Divechat Quotes

So, we have some pretty epic quotes in the AIM Chat divechatauthorized. Here, we're gonna list the ones that just won at life. And the internet. And … um. Well, this is pretty self-explanatory.

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The Tale of Ginji's Gay Penguin (As Told by Raz)

Taco: … XDDD Tara?
Tara: Nani?
Taco: I think I somehow made Penmon a tad bit homosexual.
Taco: Like, a closet homosexual.
Raz: ….
Raz: Gay penguins.
J: … XD
Taco: YES.
Digi: >XD
Tara: XD -blames his sister-
Koyu: … I click back…
Wolf: XD
Ashura: LOL
Koyu: FIRST THING I SEE is "Gay penguins"…
Wolf: lol
Taco: Actually, I wouldn't be surprised. XDDD
Wolf: It does kinda pop out amongst the tiny text
Taco: Muchomon probably is to blame. They hate each other's guts, lol.
Koyu: *gives Raz a badge that says "WINNER OF THE WTF AWARD!"*
Taco: XDDDD
Taco: ASCH.
Koyu: YES?
Taco: NEED REPLY.
Tara: XD Yeah.
Taco: FLUFF PLZ
Koyu: I'M TAGGING NOW.
J: ::Snickers!!::
Raz: … isn't one of them someone who evolves into Cockatorimon?
Taco: AschGinji.
Taco: NEAR. A. RIVER.
Koyu: YES!
Taco: Ginji won't tackle his boss, though. XD
Koyu: RIVERS ARE WONDERFUL. HUH NII-CHAN? >D
Raz: so… Ginji's gay penguin evolves into a giant cock?
Koyu: … Damn. XD
Koyu: …sd gfjgfsjhfsd
J: Ashton> Someone else is encroaching on the river?
GabiPOT: XD
Digi: (*DIES*)
Taco: XDDDDDDDDD
Wolf: lol
J: XD
Koyu: *IS DEAD LAUGHING*
Taco: OKAY. PENMON'S OFFICIALLY A CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL
Raz: A giant cock who makes things rock hard.
Taco: XDDDDDDD
Wolf: pfft
GabiPOT: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD
Digi: agqt dfbvaf qwefd
Digi: XD XD XD XD
Koyu: ……… *EVEN MORE DEAD NOW* XD
Raz: A giant cock who makes things rock hard just by looking at you.
Taco: XDDDDD
Raz: Therefore
Koyu: *can'tbreathe*
Raz: Ginji's gay penguin makes you gay
Taco: NIICHAN'S JUST WON THE INTERNET
Koyu: HE DID! XD
Raz: *bows*

Jade doesn't like that idea … [replicaaaaa]

Taco: [ :/ So like, if I bring in Nephry, you do realize I'm blaming it on you, right Jade? ]
Jade has left the room.

On Winning and Losing

Caryl: TACO, I WIN!
Taco: :O WHUT?
Caryl: OOC FAQ SQUAD!
Taco: OH.
Mags: heh
Taco: BUT YOU'VE LOST THE GAME. 8D
Caryl: I HATE YOU.
Taco: A COMEBACK WAS IN ORDER. <3
Herc: XD
Caryl: [SULKS IN THE CORNER]
Taco: You know I love you, Car~ <3

Sweet Sixteen

Taco: SO GAIZ
Taco: REMINDER
Taco: TARA'S BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROw
Taco: 83
Raz: \o/
Ken: Oooooh.
Shaun: O.o
Taco: AND SHE'S GONNA BE SIXTEEN
Ash: :O
Shaun: this calls for something special
Ash: SWEET SIXTEEN
Taco: YEP
Ash: CALL A STRIPPER
Ashura: …does that mean she gets to drive Car into J?
Taco: XDDDDD
Ash: I MEAN… WHAT
Shaun: LOL
Ashura: XD

Raz Plays The Doctor

Raz: http://community.livejournal.com/digital_dive/5453.html?thread=520781#t520781 - WHAT THE
Digi: baGUH?
Ran: … wut.
Ash: …
Ran: wat.
Menny: *blinkblink*
Raz: WHAT
Raz: WHAT
Ari: …-blinku-
Raz: WHAT
Sairen: HOLY FUCK!
Raz: WHAT?!
Ran: … think it broke Raz.
Sairen: HOLY CRACKERS, BATMAN!
Ash: *SLAPS RAZ*
Menny: I like this line
Menny: "-Since this incarnation's 328 feet tall, should his size be downgraded to like 8 feet?"
Raz: WHAT?! D:
Sairen: Hee
Ash: lol
Koyu: XD
Tara: XDD
Sairen: I hope he gets in.
Menny: XD
Sairen: We tried to get him into Econtra once.
Sairen: It'd be cool to see him.
GabiPOT: …
GabiPOT: BEST
GabiPOT: REACTION
Menny: how would he even use the D-comm to make posts?
GabiPOT: EVER
Sairen: VOICE POSTS!
Raz: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Sairen: Best Reaction Ever?
Menny: Godzilla: [Accidental voice post] ROOOOAAAARR RAAWRG
Taco: XDDDD FOR THE RECORD, RAZ? WE'RE ALL LAUGHING AT YOUR REACTION ON SKYPE
Ash: *SLAPS RAZ SILLY*
GabiPOT: ALL OF US
Ari: XDDDDD
Taco: WE LOVE YOU THOUGH
Koyu: XD Yup.
Ari: Raz, were you just referencing the Doctor?
Raz: NO
Ash: DON'T MAKE ME SHAKE YOU LIKE I'M A BRITISH NANNY, RAZ. :|
Raz: I'M REFERENCING WHAT?!
Raz: WHAT?!
GabiPOT: THE DOCTOR
Raz: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Ari: XDDD
Ash: … What what in the butt butt?
Taco: XDDDDD
GabiPOT: OH GOD IM IN TEARS
Taco: DITTO

When you leave Wolf and Tara in Dive Chat Alone.

Wolf: And then there were two :o
Tara: o: Yep. Just the two of us nao.
Wolf: *rolls around chat* So much space, wheeeeee
Tara: -dances- Whoooooo~! |D
Wolf: *dansen* \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/
Tara: -danseeeen~!- \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/
Wolf: \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/
Tara: \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/\o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/
Wolf: \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/
Tara: \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/
Wolf: \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/
Tara: \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/
Wolf: \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/
Tara: \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/
Wolf: \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/
(And this happens for forty-five minutes, until GabiPOT comes into Chat…)

The Curse of the Ellipses (plus bonus Divemind)

J: Awwwww… KOYU-KITTY. ::Petpetpets::
J: …
Koyu: *PURR*
J: I don't know why, but every time I start something with "Awwww", it reverts my font…
Wolf: XD
Wolf: The cute is too much for your font!
Koyu: XD Care to test that theory?
Wolf: XD
Koyu: CUTE? THERE IS NO CUTE HERE.
J: Probably. ::Pets the Koyu kitty again!::
Wolf: >:3
J: Awwww…
Koyu: …
J: Awwww
Koyu: Dude. XD
Wolf: XDD!!!!
J: … Awww with three periods.
Koyu: I think it's the Awwww…
J: Awww…
J: Yep.
Koyu: XD
Wolf: XD
Koyu: Awww…
Koyu: Not mine. »
Wolf: This is going in the chat quotes
J: It did on this end. >_>
J: XD
Wolf: Yeah, it reverted your for for me too
Koyu: XD
Koyu: Weird…
Wolf: your font*
Wolf: Awwww
Koyu: Awww
Wolf: Didn't change mine
Koyu: XD
Wolf: XD
Koyu: Do the dots?
Wolf: …Awww
Koyu: After it. XD
Wolf: Oh XD
Koyu: Awww…
Wolf: Awww…
Koyu: Yep!
Koyu: It brokededed it.
Wolf: XD
Wolf: Did the same for yours
Koyu: It's the curse of the dots! OH NOES.
Wolf: OHNOES
J: Yep, three dots. ::Sage nod::
J: CURSE YOU FOUL ELLIPSES!!!
Wolf: XD
Koyu: XD
Koyu: Does it break every word, you think? Like… If you say one word then dot?
J: Ummm…
J: Nope…
Koyu: Nope.
J: Just seems to be…
Wolf: Nope.
J: Awww…
Wolf: Awww…
Koyu: Awww…
Koyu: XD
Wolf: XD
J: DIVEMIND!

Food Night

Raz: foodnight everyone.
Caryl: For clarification: I want to make Ave a sonic screwdriver icon but I need a base
Raz: …
Raz: goodnight
Menny: night Raz?
J: … Foodnight!
Koyu: G'night.
Wolf: nini Raz XD
J:
Koyu: … FOOD!
Koyu: *stomach growls*
Caryl: FOOD NIGHT
Menny: Night
J: Sleep well, man.
Ari: NIGHT!
Ash: night
Ran: g'night~
Caryl: Oh man I am so using food night from now on
Menny: *thought he meant he was going for food and might go to bed after instead of back online*