THE TALE OF THE RIVER
THE STORY
HEAR YE, HEAR YE.
LISTEN CLOSELY, YOUNGINS, AND I SHALL TELL THEE THE TALE OF THE RIVER.
IT BEGAN WHEN A YOUNG ONE KNOWN AS ASHTON ANCHORS GAILY GLOMPED HIS BEST FRIEND, KNOWN AS CLAUDE C. KENNI, INTO A RIVER IN THE D'ANGO FOREST UPON THE MERE SIGHT OF HIM.
LATER ON, THIS LEAD TO WHITE DAY, AND THEIR ONE NIGHT STAND.
THE TWO ARE STILL NOT TALKING, BUT A MAJORITY OF US KNOW THAT IS IS TRUE LOVE THAT SHALL OCCUR BETWEEN THE TWO.
THE NEXT OCCURANCE OF THE RIVER WAS WHEN THE LADS KNOWN AS ASCH THE BLOODY AND GINJI IEMON FELL INTO IT BEFORE A WIDESPREAD CATFIGHT BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM BROKE OUT.
THEY ENDED UP ENGAGING THEMSELVES IN A WATERFIGHT, WHICH EVENTUALLY LED TO ASCH'S DISCOVERY OF GINJI'S LOVE FOR HIM.
THE TWO STILL HAVE YET TO ADMIT THEIR FEELINGS FOR ONE ANOTHER THROUGH THE USE OF VERBAL MEANS, BUT A MAJORITY OF US KNOW THAT IT IS TRUE LOVE THAT SHALL OCCUR BETWEEN THE TWO.
A WHILE LATER, KOUSHIROU IZUMI ACCIDENTALLY TACKLED HIS ESTRANGED BOYFRIEND RYO R. AKIYAMA INTO THE RIVER, FURTHER DOWNSTREAM IN THE DOKAKO JUNGLE.
THOUGH HE FOLLOWED THIS UP WITH A PUNCH IN THE JAW, THIS EXPERIENCE BROUGHT THE TWO BACK TOGETHER.
THE TWO CONFESSED THEIR LOVE TO ONE ANOTHER TWO WEEKS BEFORE THEIR TIME IN THE RIVER, BUT A MAJORITY OF US KNOW THAT IT IS TRUE LOVE THAT HAS OCCURRED BETWEEN THE TWO.
THE HYPOTHESIS
IT IS SAID THAT IF YOU HAVE YOUR CHARACTERS FALL INTO THE RIVER, THERE WILL BE TRUE LOVE BETWEEN THEM.
WHO HATH TREAD UPON THE RIVER?
- Ashton Anchors/Claude C. Kenni
- Asch the Bloody/Ginji Iemon
- Koushirou Izumi/Ryo R. Akiyama
- Yuri Lowell/Flynn Scifo
- Rita Mordio/Estellise Sidos Heurassein
- Zacharias Abdiel Gardios-Fende/Rhea Susanne fon Fabre
- Neku Sakuraba/Shiki Misaki
- Kujyou Kazune/Hanazono Karin
- Roxas/Axel
- Kratos Aurion/Martel
TRADITIONAL EXPLANATION?
OH YEAH, WE JUST RANDOMLY YELL RIVER! IN DIVECHAT.
FOR THE LULZ.
WHY IS THIS PAGE MAINLY IN CAPS?
I DON'T KNOW! YOU FIGURE IT OUT!
FINE, I WILL!
GOOD!
TRIVIA
- There are other variations in divechat of 'RIVER!'. They include 'ION!', 'MIEU!', 'YUKIDARUMON!', 'REPLICAAAAAA!', variants on 'HSOWA!', and other such things.
