Rules of Chat

These are the rules of chat. Thou shalt adhere to them and add to them at will.

1. You missed porn.
2. Tetha is up.
3. Throwing your problems off Tetha will solve it. No exceptions these days. (Exceptions were hacked before Yggdrasil came online.)
4. Shoujo bubbles follow colored pencils.
5. Divemind.
6. Om nom nom.
7. Sleep is for the weak.
8. Frammit, you missed.
9. Raz plays everyone, Ken plays slightly less.
10. If there is a J, a Car must be driven into him.
11. If there is no J, a Raz will do.
12. There are no boys in Dive.
13. Cute Taco is cute.
14. Hot POT is hot.
15. Car, Crow, Nocturne, and Pur are in the future.
16. There is no Superbowl in the future.
17. CAPS ROCK.
18. RIVER
19. DANSEN \o\ |o| /o/ \o\ |o| /o/
20. Chika > Everyone. Except for the Royal Knights.
21. Sayuri > Everyone. INCLUDING the Royal Knights.
22. Eating is cheating.
23. Raz is awesome. >_> And no, he did not write this. Also, disregard rule 22, for it is a lie.
24. … koala.
25. No matter what, Ash will always end up mistaking Tara for A-chan/Koyu. And vice versa.
26. The cake is a lie.
27. Raz will always call GabiPOT Car at some point during the night. No exceptions.
28. Dive needs no pants
29. TEA.
30. Taco es muy linda.
31. It's all Raz's fault.
32. We are what we play.
33. The solution is always … threesome.
34. Everything can be described in relation to digimon fandom.
35. Go pee or chat will make you have to.
36. SHENANIGANS
37. Koyu falled out D:
38. afk, bbl.
39. HTOWA - Hot Tailmon On Whamon Action
40. Gabi passed out.
41. If the person leaves before anyone can say goodbye, then they Ninja'd.
42. If it isn't porn, then it's ninja birds.
43. ARI, GO TO BED!
44. When did it become 4:20?
45. ARCHE DOES IT BETTER.
46. SAMPLE MY GOODS!
47. CHECK THIS OUT!
48. YOU NEED A SPANKING!
49. There are several rules about Koyu laid out in the following fine print: 1) Taco and Koyu are cute, 2) You just lost the game, 3) Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around or desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie or hurt you…, 3) Something about cheeseburgers, and 4) Koyu is unshippable. She can however be devoured. Om nom.
50. Boom de ya da, boom de ya da.
51. No drunken hookups.
52. HUGPILE
53. GABI, GO TO THE DOCTOR!
54. RAZ. STEP AWAY FROM THE FANDOM.
55. … penis.
56. DOOO EEEET. Or alternatively: Do it for the lulz.
57. [KEYSMASH]
58. Don't say the S word.
59. SUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRGE
60. Friends don't link friends to TV Tropes.
61. Robots make your posts long.
62. Liz will misspell "night" at least once a chat.
63. WE'RE ON THE PHOOOOONE, ARI!
64. J never goes to bed. He only says he is.
65. Ryan, put the flamethrower down!
66. Get your kicks on Rule 66!
67. Rules happen when Ari and Taco are on the phooooone.
68. If you are not a part of Taco's family upon arrival in dive, there is about a 98% chance that you will be soon enough.